Lyrics:
One! Two! One two three four!
[Verse 1] Left-wing student with a placard and a frown
Says the world’s on fire but she can’t put it down
Landlord’s greedy, Daddy’s mean, the Wi-Fi’s slow
There must be someone pulling strings behind the show
She scrolls all night, the rabbit hole gets deep
Found a grainy meme that never lets her sleep
[Pre-Chorus] When your life’s a mess and you’re feeling rather small
We’ve got the perfect cure to make you ten feet tall
[Chorus] Losers, grifters, basket cases
Every colour, every creed, all the angry faces
Whatever’s wrong in your life, it ain’t you
It’s da Jooz!
(It’s da Jooz!)
Blame it on the Jooz!
(It’s da Jooz!)
Feel better now, don’t you?
[Verse 2] Groyper in his bedroom, Pepe on the wall
Says the West has fallen and he’s gonna take the fall
Girlfriend left him for a bloke who has a job
Globalists did it with their evil bank-rob
He’s got the charts, the graphs, the triple brackets too
Fourteen words and eighty-eight will see him through
[Pre-Chorus] When your life’s a mess and you’re feeling rather small
We’ve got the perfect cure to make you ten feet tall
[Chorus] Losers, grifters, basket cases
Every colour, every creed, all the angry faces
Whatever’s wrong in your life, it ain’t you
It’s da Jooz!
(It’s da Jooz!)
Blame it on the Jooz!
(It’s da Jooz!)
Feel better now, don’t you?
[Bridge] Back in fourteen hundred, the well went bad
The crops all failed and the priest was mad
The plague came rolling through the town
Quick, find a scapegoat, drag him down!
Blood libel, matza, all the old clichés
Still doing numbers in 2025 ways
[Verse 3] Imam on the telly, veins poppin’ in his neck
Says the Zionists control the weather, what the heck
Hamas lost again, the rocket misfired
Must be Mossad with a secret wire
From Tehran to Toxteth, same old tune
Different century, still howling at the moon
[Final Chorus] Losers, grifters, basket cases
Every colour, every creed, all the angry faces
Whatever’s wrong in your life, it ain’t you
It’s da Jooz!
(It’s da Jooz!)
Blame it on the Jooz!
(It’s da Jooz!)
Feel better now, don’t you?
(Oi!)
It’s da Jooz… honest, guv….It’s da Jooz!
